Sis: I did. I'm a free bird. Because I live wherever I am.
Me: I see. So, where do you live right now, at this time?
Sis: Well, I take my slumber at your house, Sister. But I like knowing that I live in California.
Me: And why is that?
Sis: Firstly, California is more evolved than many of the other states. It has mountains, Gandalf, mountains! And the Mother Ocean is not too far away. And I can smoke pot here and not feel...like a criminal.
Me: But you are a criminal...
Sis: (giggles) According to the effed up system, you mean?
Me: I mean, it's not like you live in Colorado.
Sis: Well, it beats Louisiana & Oklahoma.
Me: Tell me about the highlights of your first 6 days here in Southern California.
Sis: Coming from the Louisiana swamp lands (for the last 4 months), the air here seems crisper and smells much better... delightful e…