A Conversation That Coaxed Me Out of My Cave (with typos and all)~

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  8:33pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson

  
  

  what did you think of last sunday's walking dead with the glass in the guy's eye?
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  8:01pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  I laughed
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  8:01pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  yeah

  what do you think will happen with darryl and ... what's his name?

  wyatt?

  earl?
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  8:03pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Idk but darryl is hot and that's all that matters
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  8:03pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  lol

  yeah

  he is

  i want him and carol to be boyfriend and girlfriend
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  8:04pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Mom your over 30 you aren't allowed to think anyone's hot
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  8:04pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  30 is the best time for that.
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  8:04pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  EW. No
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  8:04pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  okay

  Glen is hot sometimes
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  8:06pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Who dah what is that!?
  But the Asian kid is hot
  And the one main guy... RICK!! That's his name!
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  8:07pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  yeah. glen is the Asian kid

  and yes, Rick.

  did you know he's really British?
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  8:07pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Yes. Yes. And yes
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  8:07pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  I'm British...
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  8:08pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  No

  I am
• 

  8:08pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  I could be really good at killing zombies
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  8:08pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  No.
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  8:08pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  why not?
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  8:09pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Cuz.

  I said so
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  8:09pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  would you?
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  8:09pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Eff yes
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  8:10pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  i taught you everything you know...
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  8:11pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  No.
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  8:11pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  then who taught you?
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  8:11pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Rick
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  8:12pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  omg
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  8:14pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  And he taught me how to sound American

  Cuz I'm british
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  8:16pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  HAHAHAHAHA
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  8:17pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Y U LAUGH AT MY TRUTH!?
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  8:17pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  the truth that you're hilarious?
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  8:18pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  No. That I am British. And good at killing zombies.
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  8:18pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  what would be your main way of killing them?
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  8:18pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  With my wit.
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  8:19pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  ohmygoshohmygosh.

  give me an example:
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  8:20pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  No. You'll die
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  8:20pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  lolololol
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  8:21pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Stop. It.
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  8:21pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  stop what?

  talking to you?
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  8:23pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  No. Laughing at my truth.
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  8:24pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  Hahaha

  you should do improv
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  8:25pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Nah I'm good
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  8:28pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  tonight ada made up a song about flying with santa on christmas
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  8:30pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Eww
  
  
  

  {Hana, who was sitting next to me, jumped on}

  
  
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  8:31pm
  

  Ashley Wilkinson
  

  
  

  penis

  penis

  penis

  penis

  penis
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  8:33pm
  

  Emma Neves
  

  
  

  Hana?
  
  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  
  This was the most conversation we've had since she left.