He was mine first! I will steal him back with my priceless fashions!! You will suffer for your premature pride! You have NOT officially broken up with me Jerripoo!!
sophie awaits his return, sitting by the the window, looking pensively outside, refusing to eat, her once beautiful hair growing lank from lack of care.
Your boyfriend is freaking HOT! Perhaps your reward for stepping away from the madness? ;)
ReplyDeleteHe was mine first! I will steal him back with my priceless fashions!! You will suffer for your premature pride! You have NOT officially broken up with me Jerripoo!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm... who could this be?? Oh, the mystery!
DeletePriceless fashions? Have NOT broken up? Jerripoo? I've never slept with anyone who talks this way.
DeleteThe End.
~Jeremy
he's a great catch! I'm happy for you two.
ReplyDeletesophie awaits his return, sitting by the the window, looking pensively outside, refusing to eat, her once beautiful hair growing lank from lack of care.
ReplyDeleteoh, jerripoo broke her heart, he did.
i weep for her.
Sophie has embarrassed me for the last time! She shall rue the day... !
DeleteThat dude is pretty! He should be on television, just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteNope. You shared him. Now he's everyone's boyfriend...and I bet he has a huge....smile.
ReplyDeleteAnd Feet!
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