Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Shakespearean Dirty Talk


  • Yesterday morning, this happened:  



  • 23 hours ago
    Ashley Wilkinson
    • are you really up?

  • 23 hours ago
    Jeremy J Minagro
    • uh huh
    • Got up an hour ago
  • 22 hours ago
    Ashley Wilkinson
    • I love thee unto thine

  • 22 hours ago
    Jeremy J Minagro
    • Wha?

  • 22 hours ago
    Ashley Wilkinson
    • I am loving unto thee and forthwith

  • 22 hours ago
    Jeremy J Minagro
    • Surely you jest

  • 22 hours ago
    Ashley Wilkinson
    • Fie! I have loved thine orifice these 13 months!

  • 22 hours ago
    Jeremy J Minagro
    • How canst thou but to love me?

  • 22 hours ago
    Ashley Wilkinson
    • Good sir, you speak a speaking that I loathe to find contract with. I love thee, surely. But not just thine face. Were that thy face were that of a troll, I would love thee. It is the heart in thee that I would to husband.
    • (that was pretty damn fucking good, let's keep going)

  • 22 hours ago
    Jeremy J Minagro
    • Thy words are like honey unto the mouth of babes. Moreover, thine golden eyes are the stuff which compels men unto war, poets unto the pen, and fools unto love.

  • 22 hours ago
    Ashley Wilkinson
    • How can I hear this? How can I take heart unto thine words that are only words? They make me feel but like an ass. I am no lady. I am no queen. I am but a wench who doth fret for her bread and milk. Thou art but a fool, aye, that thou have spoke true. Get thou to a priest. A priest will make thee right.

  • 22 hours ago
    Jeremy J Minagro
    • Aye, but unto thee no priest shall I commit. I wouldst but have then for mine own self be true, and wilt thou not but be lady luck this eve? Verily, thou shalt know what it is to be a lady in mine arms.

  • 22 hours ago
    Ashley Wilkinson
    • (mine own self be true! hahaha)

  • 22 hours ago
    Jeremy J Minagro
    • grin

  • 22 hours ago
    Ashley Wilkinson
    • Sir do I hear thee right and true? Dost thou proclaim to desire mine very own virtue? Dost thou desire to sweat and grunt like a beast unto mine own?

  • 22 hours ago
    Jeremy J Minagro
    • It is not right that I shouldst speak thus. I dare not.

  • 22 hours ago
    Ashley Wilkinson
    • I think true that thou hast done so, sir.

  • 22 hours ago
    Jeremy J Minagro
    • Thou hast caught my red hand in thy honeypot. Soft!


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