Tomorrow is my bday.
And y'all get to give me a birthday gift tomorrow for free!
You get to write a brief post for my blog as if you are ME!
It must include:
1) at least one swear word
2) something about Mormonism
3) something about my kids
4) something about my gay ex or divorce
5) it MUST be funny
Remember write it as if you were me.
Send me your writings at email@example.com
(Look for more fun posts for my bday tomorrow! We're all in this together!)